Monday, November 3, 2008

Sexy Quotes

Since i don't lead a very exciting life, I have absolutely nothing to blog.

Instead, I bring you sexy quotes.

"You sleep with a guy once and before you know it he wants to take you to dinner." Myers Yori

"Sex is more fun than cars, but cars refuel quicker than Men." Germaine Greer

"What matters is not the length of the wand but the magic in the stick."

"You never know a man until you know how he loves." Sigmund Freud.

"She's been on more laps than a napkin." Walter Mitchell

"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns. (pre viagra!)

"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. until the next time company comes around." Marilyn Sokol

"Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the peanuts."

Good night ladies.


Julie said...

Ahahahahahahhaha....LOVES that!

Danica Lynn said...

Love it!

Soxy Deb said...

Good night Gracie!!

Those are hilarious!! I like the napkin one (lmao)