Thursday, October 23, 2008

Pleasure is just a fingertip away

It was Monday night, 10:30 pm and I was watching The Travel channels Antony Bourdani's No Reservations. During a commercial break I got up to get a glass of water and I heard this:
"Thrilling vibrations at your fingertips". WTF. Am I watching Saturday night live?

I turned around and I saw this:


Hmmmmmmmmmm.

So, like any normal, sexually starved girl, I wrote down the web site:
Vibratingtouch.com

The site is very helpful Even demonstrates how to put your little purple pleasure on your finger:

Step 2

Step 3

The website has "tips at your fingertips."
Tips at Your Fingertips

The Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Touch
fingertip massager may be used alone or with
your partner.

How to use:

Remove the fingertip massager from the foil pouch.
Slide your finger under the band and forward so that your fingertip is completely covered by the soft sleeve.
To turn the massager on, firmly push on the black button and release.
Use finger to apply vibrations externally as desired. The Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Touch fingertip massager is designed to stimulate a woman’s sensitive area.
To stop vibration, push in and release the black button.

Always clean your Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Touch fingertip massager after every use.

How to clean:
Remove the hard plastic massager from the soft sleeve. Note: the massager is not waterproof.
Using running warm water, rinse the soft sleeve and apply hand soap to clean. Take care to thoroughly clean the textured molded parts.
Rinse the hard plastic massager, being careful not to submerge in water (submersion in water or any other fluid may ruin or shorten the life span of the product).
Wipe the massager and soft sleeve with a clean dry cloth. Replace the massager back into the finger sleeve opening.
Store your clean fingertip massager in its storage pouch so it is ready for your next use.

The Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Touch fingertip massager will deliver vibrations for up to 30 minutes.

How to change the batteries:
Remove the hard plastic massager from the soft sleeve.
Using both hands, twist battery cap off counterclockwise.
Tip the bottom half of the massager upside down and gently tap with your finger to dislodge both (2) batteries. If clear plastic insulator falls out, place it back inside the battery holder, covering the metal contact.
Insert 2 fresh LR41 (or equivalent) batteries into the case. Make sure the (+) side of each battery faces up towards the opening.
Replace battery cap, twisting the cap on clockwise. Insert the reassembled massager into the finger sleeve opening.
Dispose of old batteries according to local law.

This little wonder has up to 30 minutes of vibrating pleasure.

Good thing I'm a travel girl and watch the travel channel. Otherwise I might have missed this purple pleasure:)

Order up Ladies!



2 comments:

Deb said...

SHUT.UP! That's a must have for a girl on the go!!
And imagine how much more fun bathroom breaks at work will be.
Oh lord let me finish up this comment so I can get off this page!!

Julie said...

I think I love you. Keep watching TV, lady. You're making me a very happy woman.